Irritated haiku

Expensive handbags
require bank loans to buy,
look tacky and cheap

Stopping for a chat
in the middle of an aisle?
Your ankles, my cart

Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
CRUNCH CRUNCH crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Argh, potato chips

Songs that begin with
the artist stating their name
make me cringe, always

Start a post about
haiku, lose steam soon after.
Something, something, bye

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